头秃文案
1、大家都脱单了，而我就厉害了，我脱发。
Everyone's off the single, and I'm strong. I have hair loss.
2、那么爱脱发，上辈子是个蒲公英吧！
So love hair loss, last life is a dandelion!
3、熬最深的夜，掉最多的发。
Staying up late is the deepest. Most hair loss.
4、人不聪明，还学别人秃顶。
People are not smart, but also learn others baldness.
5、这么多年能坚持下来的，只有脱发。
Only hair loss can last for so many years.
6、夏天的风，我永远记得，清清楚楚的说我秃了。
Summer wind, I always remember, clearly said I was bald.
7、到了一定的年龄，还是喜欢头发被吹起来的感觉，主要是因为只有风在吹的时候，我才觉得它还在。
At a certain age, I still like the feeling of hair being blown up, mainly because I think it's still there only when the wind is blowing.
8、人有三千烦恼丝，我只有一千五。
People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen hundred.
9、谁说我不爱运动的，我的头发无时不刻在做自由落体运动。
Who said I don't love sports? My hair is always doing free fall.
10、贫穷不像脱发那么容易，发福倒是远比发财轻松。
Poverty is not as easy as hair loss. It is much easier to get fat than to get rich.
11、因为头发稀疏，所以我的每根头发都有名字。
Because my hair is sparse, every hair has a name.
12、单身太久了，身体默认我想出家，开启自动掉发模式。
I've been single for too long. My body defaults that I want to become a monk and turn on automatic hair loss mode.
13、希望所有的事情都和脱发一样简单。
I hope everything is as simple as hair loss.
14、聪明绝顶的我，再也没用过梳子。
I am the most intelligent. But I never used a comb again.
15、哪里都有头发，就头上没有！
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